TINTUMON

Water

Teacher:What is the formula of water?

Tintumon: H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O

Teacher:What is this?

Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!



Motta

Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?

Tintumon jumped and said:

“Physics miss

English miss

Maths miss

Social miss!!”





Chathi

Tintumon: ” Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..”

Friend: “Enth patti”

Tintumon: “Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…”



Convert

Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”

Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.





Cheetha Koottukar

oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu.enthadaa ithu”..

tintu:”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. “



Medical Shop

Tintumon in medical shop

Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.

Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?

Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…





Achante Upadesham

Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….

Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??





Tintumon As God

Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.

Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?

Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……

“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”



With Father…

Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu…..

TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa …Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva…..



Techy Tintumon

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..

Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!





Tintumon & Kallan

Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.

Ithu kanda Tintumon:

“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,

illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”



Food & Accommodation

Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??

Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!



Tintu Mon Ambalathil

tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…

tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…



Cigarette

Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.

“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”

Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! “



Dr Tintu

Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?

Doctr: 1500 rs

Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.